Bean
Little Billy was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt that he want to go to the toilet. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!”
She told him, “I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you.”
So Little Billy hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had a look of obvious relief on his young face.
“Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Billy?”
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“I didn’t have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: ‘FOR THE SICK.’”
Cow on train tracks
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally, it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
“What’s going on?” she yells out the window.
“Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
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She leans out the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”
