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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this!”
She goes downstairs and comes back 20 minutes later, but the dog is still barking.
Her husband says, “What have you been doing all this time?”
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The blonde says, “I put the dog in our backyard, let’s see how THEY like it!”
A group of young children was sitting in a circle with their teacher.
A group of young children was sitting in a circle with their teacher.
She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
“Davy, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”
“Alice, what noise does a cat make?”
“It goes meow.”
“Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?”
“It goes baaa.”
“Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?”
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“Errr.., it goes…click!”
