Little Johnny went fishing with his dad, who had his fishing license on the back of his hat.
After a while they had caught no fish when Little Johnny offered the following suggestion:
“Dad, turn your hat around so the fish can see your license.”
Upon Little Johnny’s graduation, his Aunt gave him a graduation present.
Little Johnny: “Thank you so much Aunt Vera for this present.”
Aunt Vera: “Oh, that’s nothing to thank me for.”
Little Johnny: “That’s what I thought but mother told me to thank you just the same.”
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