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This week in Little Johnny’s English class, they were learning about punctuation.
When they got to periods, The teacher asked, “are periods important? why?”
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L.Johnny raise his hand and said, “yes, it’s very important, when my sister told us that she missed a period, my father began yelling, and my mom passed out.”
A Blonde putting 50 cents into a Soda machine
Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.
After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.
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The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”
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