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I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
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“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. Do you put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde: No, it’s working fine.
Operator: Then what’s the problem?
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Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and around.