Bean
I rang my brother’s house… and his six-year-old son, Billy, answered the phone.
“Hey Billy,” I said “Is your Dad there?
“Yes,” he answered in a whisper. “But he’s busy.”
“What about your Mum?” I said
“She’s busy too”, he replied, but again in a whisper, I could barely hear.
“What are they doing?” I asked
“They’re talking to the policemen” he replied, still in a very faint whisper.
“What are the policemen doing there?” I asked
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“Looking for me” he whispered
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment — shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. — he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m going to buy some cabbages for my wife,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
The barbershop continues to cut the boy’s hair.
When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned,
the barber turns to the little boy and said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”
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“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. ”He just walked up, took me by the hand, and said ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!’”
