Jasmine
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says,
“Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs … what’s their names?”
The blonde replies, “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”
The man responds “Huh.. that’s interesting… why did you name them such names?”
The blonde sighs and shakes her head. “Everyone keeps asking me the same thing,
duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”
A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000.
The banker asks, “Okay, Miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”
The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”
The woman is absolutely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers mock her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it for two weeks in your underground car park.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”
The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!