Blonde Story 1:
A blonde calls her mom…
Blonde: “Mom mom!! I’m a genius!”
Mother: “Really dear? How’s that possible?”
Blonde: “I finished a puzzle that I’ve been working on for 1 year and on the box, it said ‘for 2-5 yrs’.”
Blonde Story 2
A blonde rings up an airline.
She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?”
The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…”
The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.
Blonde Story 3
Q: What’s dumber than a brunette trying to build a house underwater?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down