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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”
The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons of milk. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath”.
The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”
The blonde said, “No, just up to my b…o…obs.”
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A blonde couple went to adopt a child.
A blonde couple went to adopt a child.
Assistant: How can I help you
Couple: We want to adopt a baby
Assistant: Come and take a look. Couple: Ooohhh this Chinese baby is cute but will come to get it later
Assistant: why not now?
Couple: First we’ll have to learn how to speak Chinese.