Bean
As a trucker in Radcliffe stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Karen and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the door.
“Hi, my name is Karen, and you are losing some of your load!”
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says “Hi, my name is Karen and you are losing some of your load!”
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says:
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“Hi, my name is Kevin and I’m driving a f**k….ng gritter!”
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked the small boy.
“Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him pass.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, and knocked once, then again.
Still, no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home?!”
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The kid replied, “She is, but this isn’t where I live.”
