An Old Man Walks Into A Bar.

An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, and addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll give this entire bag of coins to any man here able to drink 10 pints in 2 minutes.”

Nobody takes him up on the offer but he notices an Irishman getting up and leaving.

A few minutes later the Irishman is back and says to him, “Is your bet still valid?”

The old man says yes, and the bartender sets 10 pints of ale on the bar.

In a minute and a half flat, the Irishman is done and the old man hands him the bag of money.

“Just one thing sir”, the Old man says, ” I noticed you left the pub earlier when I introduced my proposal.”

“Aye ye did ser,” says the Irishman, “I went next door to see if I could do it first.”

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An Old Man Was Sitting At A Bar.

An old man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.

She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could apologize for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.

He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”

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