A blonde goes to an ice cream parlor.

A blonde goes to an ice cream parlor.

man says, “No, no, madam. You don’t understand. We have run out of chocolate.”

“Oh,” replies the blonde. “Then I’ll just have chocolate.”

The man behind the counter looks at the lady and says, “OK, spell ‘van,’ as in ‘vanilla.’ ”

So, the blonde spells “V-A-N.”

“All right,” says the ice cream man, “spell ‘straw,’ as in ‘strawberry.’ ”

The blonde says, “OK. S-T-R-A-W.”

“Good!” says the man. “Now spell ‘f…u….c…k,’ as in ‘chocolate.’ ”

The blonde looks at the man and says, “But there’s no ‘f…..u…..c…..k’ in ‘chocolate.’ ”

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The man shouts, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you,!”