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A Young Boy Enters A Barber Shop

A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”

The boy replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Little Johnny Called Daddy

A woman tried to reach her husband on his cell phone but found that she was out of credit.

She instructed her son Little Johnny to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After Little Johnny had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the cell phone.

Women!! ????? Hearing this Mom got angry.

She was impatiently waiting for her husband to come home from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause.

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The woman asked Little Johnny to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Little Johnny said: “The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later…”

LOL!!!

This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh! 

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

Did you have a good laugh at this joke?

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