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An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
He knocks, and a really mean and tough-looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, ”Lady if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning this up, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”
She turns to him with a smirk and says, ”You want ketchup on that?”
The salesman says, ”Why do you ask?”
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She says, ”We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet.”
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in.
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in.
“Howdy, stranger,” one Texan says. “Where are you from?”
The Oxford graduate answers, “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions.”
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“Oh, I’m sorry,” replies the Texan. “Where are you from,juckass?”
