Bean
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
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A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked,
“Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north
latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
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After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
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