A police officer talks to a driver

A police officer talks to a driver:

“Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!”

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Driver: “Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage.”

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug.

The millionaire politely asks the bartender for another beer, then sips the new one.

The hard hat spills out just enough to get rid of the fly and quaff the rest. I

t’s now the cheapskate’s turn: He sticks his hand into the beer, grabs the fly by the wings, and shouts:

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“Spit it out! Spit it out!”