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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
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Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s girl.”
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A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I a pure polar bear?”
The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bears, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.”
Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, “Mom, am I a pure polar bear?”
She answers, “Of course you are honey. I’m all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear.” Why do you ask sweetie?”
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The baby polar bear replies, “Because I’m f****** freezing!”