A little boy got a 0 on a geography exam.

A little boy comes back from school, disappointed because he got a 0 on a geography exam.

“The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said.

His mother asked, “What was the question?”

“Where’s Portugal.”

“The idiot teacher, I’m going to call the principal’s office. In the meantime, we’re going to find where Portugal is.”

She gets a map of the state and can’t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can’t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can’t find Portugal.

“I swear Portugal can’t be far.



The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work every day on her bicycle.”

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

After the man received the full treatment — shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. — he placed the boy in the chair.

“I’m going to buy some cabbages for my wife,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

The barbershop continues to cut the boy’s hair.

When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned,

the barber turns to the little boy and said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”



“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. ”He just walked up, took me by the hand, and said ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!’”

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