A juggler was pulled over by a police.

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer.

“I juggle them in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

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A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking? Look at the test they’re making you do now!”

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.

“What’s that for?” she asked.

“To make me beautiful,” came the reply.

Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean.

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“Doesn’t work, does it?” was her comment.