A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.
She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one.
Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling her.
“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner
You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”