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A first-grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first-grade kids (6-year-olds), because the last one is classic!
Strike while the …, insect is close.
Never underestimate the power of… ants.
Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty.
Better to be safe than… punch a seventh-grade boy.
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll… stink in the morning.
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It’s always darkest before… Daylight Saving Time.
A man goes to the train station so he can start his big trip.
A man goes to the train station so he can start his big trip.
He notices there is a machine with the indication: “Put a dollar in the slot and the machine will tell you who you are!”
Curious, he puts the dollar inside the slot and waits.
The machine suddenly sounds:
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.”
The man blacked out with the machine’s ability.
So, he decided to trick the machine.
He wore a fake mustache and put another dollar inside the slot.
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.” says the machine.
“But it’s impossible!” screamed the man, acquiring a maniac’s need to trick the machine.
He ran to the toilet and disguised himself as an Arab.
Then, he did the same routine.
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.”
Furious then, he disguises himself as a woman and puts the dollar as usual in the slot.
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“You’re John Mayer, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall, 90 kilos, and with your bullshits you… lost the train!”
