Jasmine
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?”
He replied, “No, I didn’t know that.”
The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, “To Memphis.”
The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”
So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.
The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”
And he replied, “I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”
LOL!!
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A government man approaches a pig farmer one day.
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around.”
The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, this is animal cruelty! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
The next day, another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? Only the best products, sir! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”
The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, the food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
On the third day, another man approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I’ll give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.”
LOL!!
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