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A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.

A dog walks into a butcher shop.

The butcher asks, “What do you want?”

The dog points to the steak in a glass case.

“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.

“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.

So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.

He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck and sees him out.

A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.

As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”

“Remarkable?” snorts the owner.

“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

An old woman was walking her dog one evening

One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man ran by her, grabbed her purse, and took off.

A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes.

The old woman smiles and tells the couple it’s really not a big deal. She carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she comes home to get rid of it.

Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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