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A cowboy went to a doctor to complain about his back trouble.
The Doc looked him over and could see he’d suffered some rough life.
“Have you been in any accidents lately?” he asked.
The cowboy thought about it for a moment then said, “No, no real accidents, I guess. Well, I been kicked by a mule last month, yesterday I got thrown by my mustang and last week and a snake bit me yesterday…”
“You don’t call those accidents?” said the doctor with incredulity.
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“Nah. Pretty sure they meant to do it on purpose.”
A Boss asked an Employee to work on Saturday.
My boss just asked, “Do you think you can come in on Saturday this week? I know you enjoy your weekends, but I need you here.”
I replied, “Yeah, no problem. I’ll probably be late though as the public transport is bad on weekends.”
He said, “Okay, when do you think you’ll get here then?”
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I said, “Monday.”
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