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Last week, We bought a new refrigerator but it was taller than our old one, I told my Blonde wife I’d have to cut away part of an overhanging cabinet to make it fit.
Not wanting to mess it up, I called a local radio home-fix-it program for advice.
I was in the middle of getting the instructions when my wife burst into the room.
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‘You won’t believe this,’ she said, ‘but there’s a guy on the radio with the same problem!’
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.
“Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five-year-old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we walk together. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we drink tea together. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we watch TV together
The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!”
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So the old man says, “I know! I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”
