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A British trawler is sailing off the coast of Germany when suddenly the ship starts taking in water.
The ship is sinking fast and the captain immediately gets on the radio to contact the German coast guard.
“Help!” he exclaims, “We’re sinking! We’re sinking!”
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A hesitant voice comes from the radio. “Um…v-vot are you sinking about?”
A man goes to the train station so he can start his big trip.
A man goes to the train station so he can start his big trip.
He notices there is a machine with the indication: “Put a dollar in the slot and the machine will tell you who you are!”
Curious, he puts the dollar inside the slot and waits.
The machine suddenly sounds:
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.”
The man blacked out with the machine’s ability.
So, he decided to trick the machine.
He wore a fake mustache and put another dollar inside the slot.
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.” says the machine.
“But it’s impossible!” screamed the man, acquiring a maniac’s need to trick the machine.
He ran to the toilet and disguised himself as an Arab.
Then, he did the same routine.
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.”
Furious then, he disguises himself as a woman and puts the dollar as usual in the slot.
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“You’re John Mayer, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall, 90 kilos, and with your bullshits you… lost the train!”