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A Brunette, Redhead, and Blonde entered a game show.
The host explained the rules, “I will tell a joke for an hour and if you don’t laugh at the end you’ll get $ 5,000! ”
The host starts and after 15 minutes the redhead is out.
He continues and after 40 minutes the brunette is out.
When the clock strikes 59 minutes, he gives up making the blonde laugh. Suddenly the blonde laughs “Why are you cracking up now, all you had was one more minute to win the prize and I didn’t even tell a joke now?” He asks.
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She replies, “I know, but I just got the first joke!”
A Blonde was digging a hole.
There were 2 blondes…
So I was sitting on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park
One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.
This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”
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To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.
