A blonde was very cold, so she sat next to the candle.

Blonde story 1

A blonde was very cold, so she sat next to the candle.

She was still cold, but she was so cold that she couldn’t move!

She screamed until her boyfriend came.

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Then her boyfriend lit the candle.

lol…

Blonde story 2

Blonde: I’m really cold.

Me: Really?

Blonde: Yes, but I heard I should stand in a corner when I’m cold.

Me: And how does that work?

Blonde: A corner is 90 degrees.