Teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board

The teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board

Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.

One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.

“Now,” she asked Johnny,

“what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”

After thinking a few seconds,



Johnny said, “Canoe?”

A Blonde putting 50 cents into a Soda machine

Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.

After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.



The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”


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