A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed,
“Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”
A woman went to a cafe and ordered eggs.
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match, one is red and the other is white.
Her friend sees her out and says, “You know your socks don’t match, right? You’re wearing one red sock and one white sock.”
The blonde responds, “That’s so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home.”