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A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his one to 10 well.
“Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four.”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after, let’s say 10?”
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A little boy asked his mom to give him $20
“Hey, Mom?” asked the little boy, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”
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