Bean
A blonde lived with two blonde roommates. She bought a new car, and on the way home from the dealer she got caught in a terrible hail storm. Her brand new car was dented all over.
she called the service department to ask what she should do. The service chief, being a prankster, told her to wait till the car was cool and then blow hard on the tailpipe, which would pop out all the dents.
A half-hour later her roomies saw her on her knees behind the car, blowing as hard as she could.
They asked what the heck she was doing and she told them, adding in a perplexed tone “But it’s not working”.
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“You dummy,” one of her blond roommates said. “You have to roll up the windows first!“
The Farmer and the Pig Food
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around”.
He is surprised “Sir that is too bad for these pigs! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
The next day another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
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The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? do not worry! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”