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A blonde and her husband listening the neighbour’s dog Barking

A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,

“I’ve had enough of this.”

She goes downstairs then comes back up to the bed and said.

“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”

The blonde says,

..

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“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam.”

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

“I mean…” she whispers, ”

I would do…anything.”

He returns her gaze.

“Anything?”

Anything.”

His voice softens.

“Anything??”

“Absolutely anything.”

His voice turns to a whisper.

“Would you…study?”

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