Jasmine
A blond walks into a store and sees something shiny on the shelf.
She asks the clerk, “What kind of shiny object is this?”
The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.”
The blond then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk replies, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The blond says, “Oh! I could use something like that !! I’ll take it!”
The next day, when she goes to work with her new thermos, she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”
The blond answers, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”
LOL!!!
Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car does not move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the blonde replies, “How on earth you could ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
LOL!?!?
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!