A blind man walks into a bar

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle.

The bartender says, “Hey buddy, what are you doing?”

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And the blind man says, “Don’t mind me, I’m just looking around.”

An English teacher asked students to punctuate the words correctly.

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “Woman without her man is nothing.”

The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

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The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”