A 92-year-old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frog says,
“If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.”
The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams, “Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and I will be your wife forever”.
The old man looks at the frog and says, “At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
A teacher teaches his class a lesson about the evils of liquor
Little Johnny’s Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe what happens to the two worms,” The teacher said
She put the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.
He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass.
It writhed for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.
“Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?”
he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”