A 3-year-old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.
He asked the lady curiously, “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “I’m having a baby.”
Eyes wide, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”
She replied, “He sure is.”
Then the little boy asked with a confused look, “Is it a good baby?”
She said, “Oh yes. It’s a real good baby.”
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, “So why did you eat him?”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Father Asked His Little Boy
When a father asked his little boy what he wanted for Christmas.
The boy replied. “A baby sister.”
As it turned out, the wife was pregnant and delivered on Christmas Eve.
On Christmas Day she brought home a brand new baby sister for their son.
The next year, when the father asked his little boy what he wanted for Christmas, the boy said…
“If it wouldn’t make mummy too uncomfortable, I’d like a pony.”
LOL!! So cute!!