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A 3-year-old walks over to a pregnant lady

A 3-year-old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.

He asked the lady curiously, “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “I’m having a baby.”

Eyes wide, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”

She replied, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy asked with a confused look, “Is it a good baby?”

She said, “Oh yes. It’s a real good baby.”

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, “So why did you eat him?”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day! 

A Little Boy Asked Mother for Dad’s Baldness

One morning, a little boy was having breakfast and got to thinking about things.

“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother.

“He thinks a lot,…” his mother replied, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.

Or she was until a little boy thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”

LOL!!

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