A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.
On the first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You idiot; You dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” the trainee replied.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back, “And you know who you’re talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put the phone down.
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3 Guys Go In For A Job Interview
3 guys go in for a job interview.
The first guy goes in, and the best job interview he’s ever done in his life.
The interview ends, and the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” the guy says… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
The second guy goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, and the best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary.
The interview ends, and the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” the guy says… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
So the third guy’s about to go in, but the first and second guy stops him and warns him: “Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his ears, he’ll throw you right out!”
So the third guy goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview.
The interview ends, and the interviewer says, “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
The third guy looks really close, squints his eyes a bit, and says: “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?”
“WOW!” says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?”
“Well…” Says guy three…
“You sure as hell couldn’t wear glasses!”
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