Jasmine
The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender serves his beer and then asks him, “So what do you do?”
The old man replies, “Well, sir, I’m a cowboy.”
“Wow,” said the bartender, “what exactly does a cowboy do?”
“Well, sir, I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses and herd cattle, I take care of the land, and all the animals on the ranch.”
“That’s very interesting,” said the bartender.
After a while, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy, and orders a drink.
“Well,” said the bartender. “What do you do?”
With the old man listening in the woman says, “Well, sir, I’m a lesbian.”
“Interesting,” said the bartender, “what exactly is a lesbian?
“Well, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I’m constantly thinking about women.”
“Interesting,” says the bartender.
Some time passes and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.
He sits down and orders a beer and the bartender says, “So, sir, what do you do?”
The old man looks at him and says, “Well, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth now I think I’m a lesbian!”
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An Old Man Was Sitting At A Bar.
An old man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could apologize for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”
Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.
He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”
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