A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit.

 

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.

It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature”.

Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”

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She thought for a time, and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.

One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.

Now, what does each get?”

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.

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With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”