Jasmine
Judi tried to sell her old car.
She was having a hard time selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, she told a friend she worked with at a salon about her problem.
Her friend told her, “There is a way to make it easier to sell, but…”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied Judi, “I really need to sell it.”
“Alright,” said Judi’s friend.
“Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop.
Tell him I sent you and he’ll turn the odometer in your car back to 50,000 miles.
So selling it shouldn’t be a problem anymore. ”
The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic.
Two weeks later the friend asked Judi: “Did you sell it?”
“No,” replied Judi, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
LOL!!!
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A blonde bought a brand new car.
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from someplace far off, to meet this friend.
She reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, she decided to return and called up her mother to expect her in the evening.
But she didn’t come home that evening or the next day.
When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened.
She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”
LOL!!
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