Jasmine
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.
The bartender tells him that he owes $9.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.
The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”
The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
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An Old Man Walks Into A Bar.
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, and addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll give this entire bag of coins to any man here able to drink 10 pints in 2 minutes.”
Nobody takes him up on the offer but he notices an Irishman getting up and leaving.
A few minutes later the Irishman is back and says to him, “Is your bet still valid?”
The old man says yes, and the bartender sets 10 pints of ale on the bar.
In a minute and a half flat, the Irishman is done and the old man hands him the bag of money.
“Just one thing sir”, the Old man says, ” I noticed you left the pub earlier when I introduced my proposal.”
“Aye ye did ser,” says the Irishman, “I went next door to see if I could do it first.”
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