L.Johnny went fishing with his dad.

Joke 1:

Little Johnny went fishing with his dad, who had his fishing license on the back of his hat.

After a while they had caught no fish when Little Johnny offered the following suggestion:

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“Dad, turn your hat around so the fish can see your license.”

Joke 2:

Upon Little Johnny’s graduation, his Aunt gave him a graduation present.

Little Johnny: “Thank you so much Aunt Vera for this present.”

Aunt Vera: “Oh, that’s nothing to thank me for.”

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Little Johnny: “That’s what I thought but mother told me to thank you just the same.”