Bean
I went to a pub and ordered a beer.
What is the wifi password?
“Oh no,” the bartender said
“There’s no wifi in here; people used to sit talking in pubs about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot – now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see; therefore, no wifi in this pub.”
“Ohhhh, you are right! Ï said and I put my phone away.
“Thank you,” the bartender said, “In this pub I want you to act as you would thirty or forty years ago.”
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So I lit a cigarette, gave him $1 for the beer, and said, “No problem.”
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A man dials the pantry and shouts into the phone
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!”
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“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
