Bean
A blonde and her mother are walking around. The blonde starts falling over and bumping into everything.
“Lilly, what are you doing?” The mother asks. She replies
“For some reason, when I close my eyes, I can’t see anything!”
“This is why I told your father we should’ve adopted an Asian” The mother mumbles. Lilly falls over again.
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Little Johnny and his hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears.
“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
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