Jasmine
A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Young Man V/S Grandfather
A young man went to his grandfather’s house to stay for the weekend.
He was sitting down for lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were covered with a thin filmy substance.
He asked his grandfather: “Are you sure you washed it properly?”
“As clean as cold water can get it.” was the reply.
Then the young man shrugged his shoulders and began to eat.
The next day at breakfast he noticed that the plates were dirty and grimy.
It also smelled a bit like a dog.
“Are you sure you washed it well?” He asked.
“As clean as cold water can get it.” was the reply again.
The man, who was a little suspicious of his health, looked at his grandfather then at his plate and began to eat.
As he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog jumped in front of him, growled, and generally blocked him from going forward.
“Cold water, leave the poor boy alone!” shouted the old man from inside.