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Working Late Again.

A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.

After work, he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and made love for two hours.

Afterward, the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.

He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.

After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. A-ha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal.

Holding his neck with one hand, he said, “Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!”

“Hell, that’s nothing” she answered, ripping open her blouse. “Look at what he did to my breasts!”

Did you have a good laugh?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, each reading a book.

Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband and asks a sensitive question.

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: What? Definitely not!

Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband: Well, of course, I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Okay, okay, I’d get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurt look)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you live in our house?

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Husband: Sure, it’s a great house.

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?

Husband: Probably, it’s almost new.

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No, I’m sure she’d want her own.

Wife: Would you take her golfing with you?

Husband: Sure, golfing together is always fun.

Wife: Would she use my clubs?

Husband: Of course not, she’s left-handed.

Wife: — silence —

Husband: Sh*t.

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