A Woman Goes to the Doctor

A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband’s mood.

The doctor asks, “So what seems to be the problem?”

The woman says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to get angry for no reason. I’m scared.”

The doctor tells her, “I think I have just the cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish, and swish, but don’t swallow it until he leaves the room or decides to go to bed.”

Two weeks later, the woman returns, looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says, “Doctor, that was a great idea! Every time my husband started to lose it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?!”

The doctor informs her, “The water itself does nothing. It having to keep your mouth shut that does the trick.”

LOL!!!

Older Woman Visits the Doctor

A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming while running down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he made her sit down and told her to relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and asked, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she’s pregnant? ”

The new doctor continued to write on his notepad and said without looking up, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!