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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day.
“What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
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Funny story: The Australian Discovery
A few decades ago, an American, a Russian, and an Australian were having dinner.
The American says “We are so advanced, we have built airplanes that can go to outer-space.”
The other two ask, “What? Outer-space?”.
The American says, “Not exactly, but just a few inches below”.
After some time, the Russian says, “We are so advanced, we built a submarine that touches the seabed”.
The other two ask, “What? The actual seabed?”.
The Russian says, “Not exactly, just a few inches higher”.
Then, the Australian says, “Well, we have been advanced for centuries. For example, we can pee with our belly buttons!”
The other two ask, “what? Belly button?”. The Australian says, “Well, not exactly, just a few inches lower.”