Who’s enjoying the most?

It was at an amusement park on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 2 kids.

“Who’s enjoying the most?” I asked cheerfully

“I am” said one “I am” said the second.

“No,” the father said “their mother is!”

Intelligent Husband!

Wife is busy packing her clothes.

Man: And where are you going?

Wife: I’m moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing.

Wife: And where do you think your going?

Husband: I’m also moving to my mother.

Wife: And what about the kids?

Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother.